Buddy "Two-Legs" Gollini 
In an apparent retaliation for recent rude comments, cat calling and snickers, Don Gollini di Seattle held a private ceremony this weekend during which Buddy was "Made". Now known as Buddy Two-Legs or simply "Two-Legs" for short; this newest member of da family had this to say: "Any youssa guysa call mia Gimpy an-I-ma gonna killa ya, ya see..."
Frankie "da Fat-Pig" Gollini
His younger brother,"Frankie da Fat-Pig" (not yet a full fledged Wise-Guy, Maleducato!) offered this warning: "....messa widta Two-Legs anda you'll beeya swimmina widta da Salmon ya see, we ain'ta gots no plainna fishes here in da Spacifica Norta Westa, we gottsa Salmon ya see.... hhmm Salmon, I'mma hungry heyya Two-Legs, manga!"
Frankie "da Fat-Pig" Gollini
His younger brother,"Frankie da Fat-Pig" (not yet a full fledged Wise-Guy, Maleducato!) offered this warning: "....messa widta Two-Legs anda you'll beeya swimmina widta da Salmon ya see, we ain'ta gots no plainna fishes here in da Spacifica Norta Westa, we gottsa Salmon ya see.... hhmm Salmon, I'mma hungry heyya Two-Legs, manga!"
It's not known how long before Two-Legs will be up and walking after his most unfortunate "Accident" (no comment). However he is hopping around, walking on his knees, occasionally stands on all fours and last Wednesday in an attempt to come to "Frankie da Fat-Pigs" aid during an altercation with a neighborhood Doberman who goes by the name of "D" (it is rumored that he too is a Wise-Guy from one of the other five families); Two-Legs flew out the back door and down the steps yelling loud enough to be heard in Cleveland (of all places!). Well the Don was highly annoyed as Two-Legs was a bloody mess from the concrete steps. The Don was also secretly proud of the little guy's spunk & courgage: "..datsa mya boya" When asked if Two-Legs will keep his Wise-Guy name after making an anticipated full recovery, the Don had this to say, "yeppa, once a wisa guyya, always a wisa guyya; now getta youa outta mya facea you no good sonnaofa ..."
...aaahhhhemmmm, Well we return you to our normal Blog already in progress... -Alright then, Cheers, Thanks alot!
Resting after their recent "ordeal":
Disclaimer: This post is intended to make you laugh while updating you on Buddy's condition, anyone offended by this post or it's reference to our Italian heritage (of which I am are very proud of BTW) really needs to get a life -con amore, indossi Gollini di Seattle
3 comments:
I love the "Two Legs" update! You are so clever Don Gollini. I am so glad you are staying positive.
Don Gollini, Buddy "two-legs" and Franki "da fat pig"....just checking in to see how you all are doing!!!! We are on the edge of our seats here in P.S. waiting on the next update from the Don!!! Hopefully no one has had to sleep w/ da salmon yet, especially D!!!! hahahaha
Aunt Mo & fam
Buddy,
Don't worry dude, pretty soon you'll be able to accurately pee on your owner and he won't even know you did it on purpose :)
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